teaboot:

Whoever needs to hear this. Please know.

“Closed at 6pm” does not mean “The entry door locks up at 6, but if you’re already inside you can keep on shopping.”

It means, “you should be finished and out of the store at 6pm.”

This is not up for debate

This is just how things work

toskarin:

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

macleod:

macleod:

tomandgeriatric:

tomandgeriatric:

Good news everyone. I found an app that helps you identify birds in your region by sound.

It’s this one

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their website - android - ios

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creativeemoof asked

Hi! My mum and I had a conversation in the car where I mentioned how funny I found this bit, because I had read it as Anathema thinking that she had, in fact, just been run over by a very campy gay couple, and a campy gay couple wouldn't harm her. But my mum read this as Anathema, who she thought could feel that Crowley was a demon, realizing that she was also in the presence of an angel, and an angel wouldn't harm her. And I guess I just wanted to know which was the intended message?

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neil-gaiman:

neil-gaiman:

The version that Terry and I had in mind when we wrote it was the former.

Reading the comments I realize that things that were perfectly obvious to readers in the UK 33 years ago don’t land the same way now.

If anyone has been in any doubt about what Anathema was thinking the line that would have made it utterly clear would have been..



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…the “two consenting cycle repairmen”.

In the UK the 1957 Wolfenden Report recommended that ‘homosexual behaviour between consenting adults in private should be no longer a criminal offence’. And the phrase “consenting adults” became a euphemism for gay men once the recommendations of the report were put into action and male homosexual acts were decriminalized. (It took a decade and happened in 1967.)

So, yes. She thinks they’re gay. And she was safe.

heir-of-the-chair:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

kkshowtunes:

silly-slacker-person:

qu3ercus:

discount-butlins:

motherhenna:

thebagelhut:

magicoftelevision:

autisticcosima:

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

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I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

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throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

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Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

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My (mom’s) time has come!

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I forgot my medicine creams after winter break at college so my mom sent me them in the mail and this